Dorothy Snarker: If Finn never existed, this is how Glee would have gone:

Rachel and a rag-tag group of losers and gays band together to sing elaborate show tunes and discuss Barbra Streisand. Rachel and the other losers help the gays come out in a respectful manner while embracing their individuality. The gays help Rachel stop dressing like the bait girl from To Catch a Predator. Rachel realizes the hot head cheerleader is hot.

Nobody sees Jesus on a grilled cheese sandwich. No one outs anyone before she is ready. No one threatens a girl in a wheelchair. No one proposes to a girl and thereby tempers her dreams which were always bigger than a town named after a unliked bean.

And they still win nationals because now at least everyone in Glee Club can dance.

Stick to the basketball team, Finn. Far, far away from the dance floor.


“Took my lady to dinner and a movie… i mean that is the sensible thing to do.” “We do have a love fest. It’s like, ‘I’m making you a cupcake.’. Then it’s like, ‘Well I made you a cake.’. And it’s like ‘Well I made you a cake with a cupcake on top, and candles!!’” “Dianna left? I don’t even know what she’s wearing.” “Lea’s very neat, yes.” “Everybody is convinced that Lea and I are in a relationship. It’s funny, but flattering — Lea is beautiful.” ”If you know what Dianna Agron looks like at six in the morning, it’s stunning — like, it’s gorgeous.” “So, we told Ryan “Hey, we want something to happen with Quinn and Rachel, like, a kiss or something like that” and, well, he just said no.” “We have these smackdowns at work and come home and are like ‘Wasn’t it so funny when we were fighting today. Let’s make cookies.’” “Also thought my girl Dianna Agron looked HOT!” “Dianna and I tried playing a game to see if we had a baby what it would look like.” “At the end of the day… we hug.”

Lea Michele & Dianna Agron talking about one another.